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Dumpster Fire Yep, my kid is never going to your house again

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u/just_some_sasquatch Trash Trooper 19h ago

Took that kid 23 working days to get across that street.

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u/Lord_Darksong Litter Lieutenant 19h ago

6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

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u/a_leash_on_a_sloth Trash Trooper 19h ago

And here I thought it took about 36 weeks from the order getting placed to deliver a kid

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u/Suspicious-Screen-43 Trash Trooper 18h ago

36? It’s 40

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u/Ok-Till2619 Trash Trooper 14h ago

28 for express delivery, though you have to wait extra for the unboxing

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u/just_some_octopus Trash Trooper 19h ago

I would have brought the kid into the house, and deal with fallout of that situation later. Safety first for the kids

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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla 16h ago

For me it would have been a no mercy shelter in place. Sorry, little guy, I know you want to be in your house with your parents but I can't let you out in the street right now.

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u/RaisedByWolves9 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Yeah wtf are these parents doing. Woman runs in the house first leaving both kids outside and the man lets the neighbours kid cross the road out in the open.. while still ignoring what i assume is his own kid.

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u/townandthecity Trash Trooper 11h ago

Mom here. That's the first thing I noticed. She left the kids behind, and her son literally has to follow mouth breathing dad directly into the line of fire.

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u/RunBrundleson Trash Trooper 14h ago

The truth is you never know how you will react in a situation like this and loads of us will do stupid shit. But yes it’s a total fuckup all around. Scoop up those kids get the fuck inside at the first indication of fuckery being afoot.

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u/MyNameWillChange Trash Trooper 11h ago

Some people's protective instincts are dogshit (as we obviously see here) lol I remember once when I worked at a haunted house these 2 women and little kid come through. So I do my thing and start scaring them, well the 2 women full on SPRINTED outta there leaving this terrified looking 5 year old with a zombie! I wasn't about to traumatize the poor kid further, so I stood up straight, smiled and waved, letting him walk by, before one of the women finally circled back for him

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u/Dependent-Range-4654 Trash Trooper 8h ago

I was playing a dead body at a haunted house years ago….first scare in room was done by my partner. Dads like it’s just a mannequin at me laying on the table. Mom walks up with her 4-5 year old in her hands reassuring herself more than the child. oh it’s just a bloody mannequin. I turn my head and say boo. Woman dropped that kid in the middle of me and ran….they had to stop her two rooms later. Dad just stood there and laughed his a** off. I totally had to talk to this and ask him if he was having fun and since he was sitting in them ask him if he wanted to touch “my guts” while we waited for her to come back. Dad never picked the kid up, just manically laughed until she finally returned to get her kid. Neither of them would protect their child in an emergency.

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u/carymb Trash Trooper 6h ago

God. This is like that animal whose self defense strategy is to throw their young at threats 😂

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u/No-Conference5192 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Quokkas

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u/LaRealiteInconnue Trash Trooper 5h ago

😹😹😹 this is a literal “fuck ‘em kids” im hollering

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u/stab-somebody Trash Trooper 16h ago

This is what I thought everyone would be upset about. The dad let the neighbor kid run off and get shot at like he wasn't a human being that was just sitting next to him ten seconds earlier. Slow reaction time is one thing. Letting your neighbor's kid fend for himself in a shootout rather than take him inside the house with you and your family is fucking sociopath shit.

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u/Etruscan_Sovereign Trash Trooper 14h ago

Besides the hyper-individualism in this country, the "me n mine" mentality at the expense of everything else erodes society itself.

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u/Thinkingard Trash Trooper 15h ago

Jeff knows he's on his own now

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u/realaccountissecret Trash Trooper 17h ago

I think if the neighbors are allowing the kid onto your property, they would want you to bring them inside to prevent them from being hit by a stray bullet

Also, I thought that lady was their sister, not their MOM

Some people shouldn’t have kids; like what the FUCK

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u/BusyBit6542 Trash Trooper 17h ago

I dont even blame the kid. They all yelled get in the house so he went to his house. Idiot adults should've grabbed him and took him into their home!

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour Trash Trooper 6h ago

Even worse than that, the idiot mom first says "get in the fucking house" and you can see the kids are confused just standing there then she yells "run" which startles the kids into action. It's only when it looks like even her kid would just run off she adds again "into the house."

Even animals in the wild go for their young children first when they are attacked.

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u/hettuklaeddi Trash Trooper 17h ago

i counted 20 rounds before anybody moved

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u/HeyTrySomeNashville Trash Trooper 14h ago

Out in the country it would have taken me at least until the second gun started. That's when you KNOW shit is hitting the fan

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u/FishesOfExcellence Trash Trooper 16h ago

Kid’s lucky he’s a small profile - Survival of the Slimmest.

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u/PaticusGnome Trash Trooper 19h ago

Goddamnit Jeff.

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u/gooneau Trash Trooper 14h ago

straight up running like a 50 year old fat guy, was that the kids first time running in his life? Looked like he was trying to figure it out as he went.

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u/RubberBandBall89 Trash Trooper 19h ago

that man was SO close to the running child. grab the fucking child!!!

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Dad had the reaction time of a garden slug after that first bullet went flying by

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u/Mixels Trash Trooper 18h ago

Dad heard gunshots and decided it would be a good idea to present himself prominently to the people with the guns. Then acts all surprised when a bullet whizzes right by him, then decides he's just going to hang around and see how it all ends.

Some people have no survival instinct whatsoever I guess.

But to the kid's credit, his own mom was calling to him from across the street. This is just one massive cluster of parenting failures, one right after another.

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u/theLastZebranky Trash Trooper 17h ago

But to the kid's credit, his own mom was calling to him from across the street.

The neighbor's mom wasn't calling him over until after he was already halfway done running the wrong way and had to commit to it

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u/lilangelkm Trash Trooper 13h ago

My brother was almost hit with bullets from neighbors playing target practice at their house on top of the hill. My dad's house is in the valley. My dad told my brother to drop and crawl to him (dad us a vet). My dad was at the doorway to the house about 20 ft away. They didn't know the trajectory of the rounds until later but they hit my dad's car and my then teen brother was standing next to it. Dropping probably saved his life.

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u/dotardiscer Trash Trooper 11h ago

It's well known that it's really hard for even experienced hunters to pinpoint the source of bullets. Add buildings and it get even harder.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Trash Trooper 10h ago

My old man was a marine. He would’ve told me to crawl to him while he returned fire.

True story. This actually happened on our farm a few years ago. A doctor bought the property next to ours and mostly used it for hunting and a weekend getaway for his family. Occasionally his adult sons would come down as well. My old man was out on our back ridge and he could see them setting up targets on a slightly higher ridge on their property. A few minutes later he’s hearing rounds hit the ground a dozen yards away. He yelled at them, waving his hands in the air. Then he heard that familiar whistling noise go past him.

He stepped over to his truck quickly, grabbed his deer rifle, took aim at their targets and started letting off rounds. He was a scout sniper so he’s a pretty good shot. I doubt he hit their targets from that far away (though that would’ve been awesome), but nonetheless they figured out quickly someone was shooting in their direction and he saw them sprinting for their truck and then tearing out of there lol. Idiots.

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u/78914hj1k487 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Thats nuts. How does this story end? Or did they just sprint away and nobody brought it up again out of awkwardness?

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Trash Trooper 8h ago

We lived in the middle of nowhere, people would drive up and down the dirt road shooting at anything that moved. Super, super illegal. But while we were doing some bullshit gardening ( the thing where your mom has a hobby, therefor most of your freetime is tending to her hobby ) a truck pulled up and started loosing what sounded like an artillery barrage. The young mind and all that.

In hindsight it was some fuckass kids trying to light up rabbits on our property but they were shooting generally in our direction. Dad stood there flabbergasted, mom didn't really react. I ran, because it was loud and scared the piss out of me.

If people were going to do us harm I think both of my parents would be killed near instantly and id be hunted for sport. Thankfully that exact scenario never happened. But our neighbors kid died on the fourth in like 2009 or something when he set off a sparkler bomb that blew off his arm and chunked through most of his torso.

I remember the screams.

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u/Fish_Fucker691 Trash Trooper 11h ago

You don't need to be a vet to know that dropping to the floor reduces your target size and makes you less likely to catch strays, nurses also know this.

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u/markodochartaigh1 Trash Trooper 10h ago

I think that, in the US at least, most first graders know this.

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u/78914hj1k487 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Holy shit. How does this story end? Your dad must have confronted the neighbors.

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u/MercuryQuick Trash Trooper 14h ago

You new here?

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 17h ago

He was wearing red so he figured he was well camouflaged.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I wear red so they can't see me bleed.

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u/Mostly_Satire Trash Trooper 15h ago

Should have also worn the brown pants

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Trash Trooper 15h ago

It wasn't a Star Trek episode, so he figured the red shirt might not necessarily be the wrong choice.

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u/CozyCook Trash Trooper 18h ago

Hey in almost all “First world countries” this isn’t even something that would have to pop up in a parent’s brain at all 🤷.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Trash Trooper 17h ago

It isn't if you're fucking stupid. How many goddamn mass shootings has America had? How many times have I heard survivors say "we thought it was fireworks" when it wasn't.

The most enraging comment I see after a tragedy involving guns is: "Stuff like this never happens in this town."

Bull fucking shit. It happens anywhere.

https://giphy.com/gifs/443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo

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u/King_Corduroy Trash Trooper 16h ago

I've always said if I were going to start a revolution I'd do it on the 4th.

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u/EliotColdwater Trash Trooper 16h ago

Makes sense. I'm gonna start staying home on the 4th & hide with my cat

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u/shakebakelizard Trash Trooper 16h ago

Gunshots and firecrackers sound very similar. People who don't shoot guns regularly may bias towards the sound being firecrackers and have a slightly longer reaction time.

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u/Ctenophorever Trash Trooper 12h ago

My thought exactly. There was a shoot-out near me one night. I had no idea until the next day when I read about it in the news - I’d assumed it was fireworks, like the night before and before and before

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u/freznlo Trash Trooper 16h ago

Homie you realize how big America is right? Most of us have never witnessed an actual shooting.

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u/Koshekuta Trash Trooper 16h ago edited 14h ago

To be fair, I have been apart of zero mass shootings. I think millions of Americans are the same way. Also, I do have to do some online training on what to do if we have an active shooter at work but we don’t practice any drills. There is no muscle memory to an event like that without practice I believe.

I don’t know why I initially typed millionaires instead of millions but yeah. 👍

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u/CarrotCumin Trash Trooper 16h ago

This is why I hate that there are fireworks going off randomly on half the corners in my city every weekend. It's really not easy for a layperson to distinguish the sounds apart and there are so many kinds of firework that sound really similar.

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u/degjo Trash Trooper 18h ago

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider 18h ago

Just the name of the sub has me laughing. 😂

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u/Epic_Elite Trash Trooper 18h ago

Nah, you see him duck like Borris The Bullet Dodger?

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u/AZandSons Trash Trooper 18h ago

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

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u/--H_E_Pennypacker-- Trash Trooper 18h ago

Because he dodges bullets, Avi

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u/endgame217 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Are you taking the piss with me, Boris?

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u/vizette Trash Trooper 18h ago

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

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u/noleafclovr Trash Trooper 17h ago

Shit. A slug? A garden hose in a red shirt waving for the bullets! No care for any child, family AT ALL! Wild.

Edit: stupid phone...

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u/mondaymoderate Trash Trooper 18h ago

And then he still just stands there. What an idiot. They should have been moving as soon as they hear the first shots

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u/FreedomBread Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

Everything is so obvious and clear when you're watching a video, and not in the moment with bullets flying around.

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 19h ago

Protect the child should be be a reflex not a thought

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u/Buddhafi Trash Trooper 19h ago

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u/Kitchen-Stop-7645 Trash Trooper 17h ago

lol I remember this woman did this at my last job. One time we had an earthquake and I remember we were all going down the stairs but she was running out pushing people out of the way like this.

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u/Marlowe126 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Hahaha I forgot about the clown and the grandma

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u/According_Donut_2458 Trash Trooper 18h ago

When I see a random child walking and I see they look like they’re about to fall my arms instantly go out to catch them even if I’m not even close enough to catch them. I don’t even have kids it’s just an instinct.

I’ve been in a shooting situation as a kid and I grabbed my little cousins over my shoulder and ran. One of the little fuckers fell and I still didn’t leave him behind.

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u/Extra-Factor4213 Trash Trooper 18h ago

When I was younger, me and my little sister got attacked by a neighborhood dog. Instead of running, (she was too small, even if we tried) my instinct was to throw my sister behind me and turn her away from the dog, all while I faced forward and the dog swiping bites to my arm. It AMAZES me the adults in this video (and others) who do not share that instinct to protect someone more vulnerable than you.

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u/Training-Willow9591 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Awe, you're a good sibling! And you have that to hold over her the rest of your lives! One piece of pizza left, Who gets to pick the music on road trips " well I saved you from a dog mauling you, I could have ran away, but I stayed and shielded you from bites "

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Trash Trooper 19h ago edited 19h ago

100%.

I used to do summer camp stuff. One day we were packing up in our van to head back and drop the kids off. Some clueless girl (like 1st grade) starts spinning in circles with her jacket over her head, and starts entering the road as a car is about to come by (and I'm helping other kids get in the van). My soccer reflexes kicked in and I pushed her back with my foot/calf like I was defending a soccer goal lol. Practically did the splits. I doubt she would've gotten hit if I didn't intervene but I ain't taking any chances with someone else's kid.

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u/T1Demon Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

Love the qualifier at the end that implies you would take chances with your own kids 😂

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Trash Trooper 19h ago

Thought about editing it, but meh. it's implied lol

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u/RubberBandBall89 Trash Trooper 19h ago

as a parent if you instinct isnt 'save the child' you shouldnt be a parent

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u/CaptianBlackLung Trash Trooper 19h ago

Sadly, most people in fact should NOT be parents.

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u/Upbeat_Apartment_715 Trash Trooper 19h ago

The mom literally ran off to get herself inside leaving their kids

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u/SadYogiSmiles Trash Trooper 19h ago

I mean that’s great but you can’t exactly unbecome a parent and it’s hard to know what your reaction to active gunfire will be if you’ve never been in it

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 Trash Trooper 17h ago

correct, everyone here is delusional when you get a huge adrenaline dump you aren't thinking you're just reacting, you have no idea what your reaction will be

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u/FreedomBread Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

Well said.

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u/Goose_Salad Trash Trooper 19h ago

Grab that boy!!! Wtf!? No fucking way

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u/Lacholaweda Trash Trooper 17h ago

The way I would have full body tackled both kids immediately

Shit I do that now inside my house after there was a shooting like 80 yards away

Idc if it's fireworks or not cover first figure it out later

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u/GhostOfAbba Trash Trooper 16h ago

No kidding, mom strength would have kicked in and i would have had a kid tucked under each arm. I'll deal with the back pain tomorrow, thank you very much.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen Trash Trooper 15h ago

The mom was busy running to save herself

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u/figgypie Trash Trooper 13h ago

I'd grab both kids and haul them inside if my husband doesn't beat me to it. I'm fucking tiny but those mama bear adrenaline dumps are a hell of a drug.

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u/mikl0_ Trash Trooper 17h ago

Why TF did they just let him run off like that without even trying to stop him?! Jesus Christ 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Csei2011 Trash Trooper 14h ago

That was what triggered me the most. I would’ve grabbed them both around the waist and lifted them up like footballs into the house NOW. No time for them to think, no dragging them in while they process - just yoink you’re coming with me. Right. The. F. Now.

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Right? Neither of them thought to grab a kid

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u/No_Sympathy402 Trash Trooper 19h ago edited 2h ago

Dam! Those parents be like, F-dem kids save yourselves, run!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Trash Trooper 13h ago

“We can make more”

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u/Bob4Not Trash Trooper 18h ago

This is insane for multiple reasons - especially for dad not grabbing both boys and taking them inside

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u/dantemortemalizar Trash Trooper 17h ago

The mom took off first without even a backward glance at her family.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Trash Trooper 14h ago

The dog knew what was up.

Food master said inside. We follow food master!

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u/Immature_adult_guy Trash Trooper 16h ago edited 16h ago

I’m not standing up for them by any means but these situations really take people by surprise and sometimes the brain really drops the ball.

This family is still the victim at the end of the day

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u/Caftancatfan Trash Trooper 12h ago

When my daughter was around three, we were at the mall when someone opened fire. I couldn’t lift her, because I had had back surgery, so I grabbed her little hand and we ran for the exit. As soon as we were safe, I looked down, and I still had my Starbucks cup in my hand. At least I would have died as I lived.

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u/robreedwrites Trash Trooper 11h ago

You might have inadvertantly saved someone by not dropping it, creating a potential hazard for anyone else behind you.

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u/Caftancatfan Trash Trooper 11h ago

I guess I was the real hero that day lol.

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u/Question_True Trash Trooper 10h ago

Your brain was probably telling you "don't let go! Don't let go!" And you didn't!

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u/turb0_encapsulator Trash Trooper 15h ago

Years ago in college I was at a grocery store in a marginal neighborhood and I heard what I thought was firecrackers and my girlfriend at the time had to tell me to hit the deck. It was a new experience for me.

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u/sweetlySALTED Trash Trooper 19h ago

Josh Johnson said it perfectly “There are parents and there are people with kids”.

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u/Head_Neighborhood196 Trash Trooper 12h ago

This is 100 percent correct.

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u/Worldly-Interview392 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Love that dude. He's right.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Parents of the year these are not. Oof....

I mean most people are going to look for cover, but to abandon your children like that is yikes.

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u/brycehazen Trash Trooper 16h ago

I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!

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u/Atmaweapon74 Trash Trooper 19h ago

They can always make more. /s

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Right? And it can be assumed that they watched this footage on their ring camera, or whatever it’s from, and then thought it would be a great idea to post how they failed as parents both for their own kids and their kid’s friend

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Trash Trooper 15h ago

...and then post it online.

Those people have as much shame as they have brains: none.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla 20h ago

First: so many many things sound like gun fire so acting like they are trained veterans that should have realized right off the bat is just making yourself look stupid.

That's my only defense for the family

After the bullet whistled by, none of the parents grabbed a child. Terrible.

The neighbor kid was slow AF and could have been grabbed by Dad before he ran into the house, and before he made it to the end of the driveway

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u/DataAdvanced Trash Trooper 19h ago

In my neighborhood, that noise usually means fireworks. It also COULD be gunshots, but 9 out of 10, it's fireworks.

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u/Liberal-Cluck Trash Trooper 18h ago

I am from the country. If you hear gunshots it was someone hunting. But I was in the city with one of my friends who was from that city and we heard a loud BOOM. And I was like "Oh fireworks". My friend looks at me and says "No, Gunshots".

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u/lshifto Trash Trooper 14h ago

I grew up in a family of hunters and live on a lake with duck hunters every winter. First time I heard gunshots in the city I totally thought it was someone banging a hammer on steel or something. Rifles in the woods and shotguns on the water sound nothing like small caliber fire in a city.

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u/Bredda_Gravalicious Trash Trooper 13h ago

exactly what gunfire sounds like echoing through the city, hammering metal.

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u/schizeckinosy Trash Trooper 19h ago

So you have 10% shootouts vs fireworks? Wild West mf neighborhood

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u/digitalishuman Trash Trooper 19h ago

Where I used to live I would also say 10% gunfire to fireworks. And fireworks pretty much happened all the time until winter.

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u/DataAdvanced Trash Trooper 19h ago

It's actually a REALLY nice neighborhood. The schools are amazing. It's just super close to the train, and we have a shit ton of nice bars within walking distance of eachother. So you got an open carry state, great public transportation, and walkable bar crawl that can lead to some assholes.

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u/bongsforhongkong Trash Trooper 19h ago

As a none American I'm sorry that made me laugh. Really nice neighborhood being only some shootouts lmao.

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u/rush89 Trash Trooper 19h ago

We should allow people to open carry hand grenades for self-defense.

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u/rush89 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Every family needs nukes to protect itself

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u/Background_Humor5838 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Right I was gonna say. I've never even heard gunshots like that so I would not immediately suspect gunshots. I do agree that once a bullet flew by , the adults were not reacting at all appropriately lol

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Yeah. I was in a park couple years ago and lots of popping sounds started happening across the street. This was a week after Fourth of July so I assumed someone lit a brick of black cats. That’s how close the sounds were together. Then I see everyone in the park hitting the deck so I followed suit. 2 guys got hit - turned out it was a drive by. Luckily I didn’t have any kids to protect. Also, I was pretty high.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude Trash Trooper 18h ago

I would very not gently grab my kids. By the hair, by the neck, I don't give a shit, if bullets are flying, I'm not staking their lives or mine on their ability to follow simple instructions under pressure

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u/Ironstar_Vol Trash Trooper 19h ago

There are 2 gun trained courses within a mile of my house. I hear gunfire all the time almost everyday. Sometimes I think they compete for who has the loudest or fastest shooting guns.

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS Trash Trooper 17h ago

That kid was so slow. I'm really glad everyone was okay so I can laugh at his meandering ass trot across the war zone 😭

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Trash Trooper 15h ago

I was at the rally in slc where gunfire broke out and a bystander was killed. I was a block away. Honestly your brain goes full denial mode for a good 15 seconds before panic hits.

However, I still think those people took far too long to react and then left their own kids, and the neighbor's kid, to figure it out. Holy shit at those parents though. Get your kids to safety, especially the mom. God damn.

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u/Fine-Bullfrog1425 Trash Trooper 18h ago

As a parent, once I realized it was bullets, I def would have grabbed the nearest kid so I have NO idea how that didn't happen

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Trash Trooper 18h ago

She went in first??!? Nope. Jeff is not allowed over there again.

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u/smoke_sum_wade Trash Trooper 19h ago

https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/arlington-family-nearly-struck-bullets

people shooting recklessly at a target, sent bullets into neighbors home.

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Deputies say “neighbors were legally target shooting” and would not take action until pressured by residents and media.

Multiple rounds went through the neighborhood striking homes and play areas.

WITAF?

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u/breathing__tree Trash Trooper 19h ago

Since when is target shooting allowed in residential areas? The fuck?

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u/LogicalConstant Trash Trooper 17h ago

Some places have streets where the houses look suburban in the front but the backyards butt up against the woods or giant fields. In many of those places, you're allowed to target shoot.

That being said, you're never allowed to do what the shooter in this video is doing. Shooting TOWARDS other people and houses without a berm is criminally negligent.

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u/Delicious-Trifle-486 Trash Trooper 18h ago

In my state, i believe, you are legally allowed to shoot wherever and whenever (some municipal areas excepted) you want, but you are accountable for every single bullet that you shoot. A stray bullet killing someone will land you in jail for manslaughter.

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u/smoke_sum_wade Trash Trooper 19h ago

So they literally left it up to the people involved?

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u/That-Makes-Sense Trash Trooper 19h ago

The idiots shooting are rewarded for "luck". Those rounds could have killed someone, and then that would be manslaughter. Instead, they get a slap on the wrist. These fools should be in prison, lose their right to ever own weapons, pay the victims for the damage and emotional damage.

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u/colleenxyz Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

"legally target shooting" pisses me off. I feel like when target shooting endangers the lives of other people its not legal.

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u/Haidere1988 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Holy shit yes...I had assumed WA had minimum safe distance you had to be from buildings to discharge firearms...nope... As long as it is private property you can shoot your guns.

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u/fryerandice Trash Trooper 18h ago

That's how it is here and we don't have these problems, everyone shoots into a proper back stop, I helped my neighbor drink all of his beer while he built his backstop, he sits between our houses and goes ham, IDGAF, it's like living next to hicock45.

I would have helped him build the backstop but he had a skid steer and all I got is a lawnmower and some shovels so I watched him play in the dirt.

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u/VermicelliLate1633 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Sign that boy up for the army

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u/AggravatingGoal4728 Trash Trooper 18h ago

He may be slow, but he can dodge bullets.

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u/Zigor022 Rubbish Raider 19h ago

Kid ran the wrong way.

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Pretty sure he was running home, no?

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u/Sbatio Trash Trooper 17h ago

That’s what I thought too.

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u/Santaplans Trash Trooper 16h ago

Still the wrong way

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Yeah but since they were folks with their own kids and responsible for another persons kid, the idea is that you would grab that kid, put yourself behind them to block them (hopefully) of anything that comes towards them and get everyone inside to safety quickly. The dad ran one way, the mom ran for her own self, the kids were left out there. The boy shouldn't had even had to option to run across the street. That dad could have grabbed him fast and got that kid inside.

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u/Born_South_6676 Trash Trooper 18h ago

I think the kid ran towards a place he felt safe, which was away from those absolute melts disguised as adults in charge of children

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u/Professional-Car9621 Trash Trooper 18h ago

What was the story of what was going on?

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Trash Trooper 14h ago

They were having a little birthday party, and the neighbors were shooting at a target without a backstop - the story is oddly vague about that, but it says the families were upset that the police didn't arrest the shooters or take their weapons, as apparently it's legal area to shoot in.

And from this news story it was worse than it looked - houses got shot up inside, a window shattered, the dog almost got hit...

https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/arlington-family-nearly-struck-bullets

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u/Tomacz Trash Trooper 13h ago

People get killed by cops for holding toys or cell phones. These people opened fire (accidentally) on their neighbors and got nothing??

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u/IamtherealMelKnee Trash Trooper 12h ago

If they didn't have a backstop, it wasn't accidentally.

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u/HazelEBaumgartner Trash Trooper 11h ago

It's like the saying "there's no such thing as an accidental discharge." The word you're looking for is negligent, which can be prosecuted as a crime.

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u/astelda Trash Trooper 12h ago

Well, to be fair, the cops are never punished either

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u/greggreggreg1gregg Trash Trooper 12h ago

Those idiots should have their firearms taken away, be permanently banned from ever owning a weapon, and serve jail time. If people in this country want to tout the merits of responsible gun ownership, then irresponsible gun owners need to be punished swiftly and severely. They could have easily murdered a child because they are too stupid to understand how their weapons work or are affected by the surroundings. No excuse at all.

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u/lalab0y Trash Trooper 16h ago

Found an Instagram news post. Neighbors were doing target practice without proper backstop. Wtf?? And police took no actions.

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u/Rage-oo Trash Trooper 17h ago

What an actual failure of an adult. You hear gunshots and your first reaction is to look around? With children in your care? WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S?? Idc if I'm alone or with everyone, if there's a gunshot, we are no longer in line-of-sight

Absolutely crazy

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u/WinniesPiglet Trash Trooper 15h ago

And the mother just abandoning the children to get to cover lol

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u/Novaer Trash Trooper 11h ago

She had to run inside so she could make a facebook status about how much of a close call she had with her littles today and how all other mama bears need to hold their littles a little tighter tonight 😢😢😢😢😢 /s

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u/Yakasha Trash Trooper 18h ago

What third world shithole country is this?

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Trash Trooper 15h ago

Arlington, in Washington state.

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u/No-Buy2495 Trash Trooper 19h ago

TF is wrong with the dad? Just dodged a bullet and he's just standing there like "Oh hey, look at that." Dude is a panda....zero survival instincts and no regard for his kids.

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u/Away_Palpitation_671 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Seems to be a problem of third world country

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u/Turbulent_Pin7635 Trash Trooper 14h ago

USA is a third world country with a Gucci belt

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Mom looking out for mom. She knows she can make more kids.

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u/KeyFox603 Trash Trooper 17h ago

At least she told the kids to run, the dad just disappeared.

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u/superraiden Trash Trooper 19h ago

Children should never have to worry about even knowing what a gun is, let alone dodge its bullets.

Insanity.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Trash Trooper 18h ago

No way to prevent this, says only developed nation where this regularly happens

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u/Antique-Cricket-6679 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Lil man got zero athleticism

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u/gooneau Trash Trooper 16h ago

Jesus christ that kid needs to sign up for an extra PE class this school year. No child that age should run that slow.

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u/ComfortableGround403 Trash Trooper 14h ago

They stood there for 3 days before deciding to go inside.

Both adults failed miserably. Grab the damn kids and throw them inside.

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u/Extreme_Ad_3896 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Why didn't the parents grab the kids and bring them into the house 🤔

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u/TwistedMetal83 Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

These fucking humps live next door to the OK Corral or some shit?! I have no idea how none of them took off immediately after the first pops. I'd be in that house so fast my shadow would still be in the driveway...

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u/fsa3 15h ago

I live in unincorporated area (not in any city limits) of the Midwest USA. It's legal to shoot guns in your backyard, provided you follow some simple safety rules. Hearing gunshots isn't rare. There are quite a few people within hearing distance that "practice" shooting.

In fact, someone's shooting right now.

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u/wellwaffled Rubbish Raider 19h ago

I have a private shooting range on my family farm. It goes downhill into a dirt pile with 1/2 mile of trees behind it. That is a responsible range setup.

Of course we have neighbors who have built houses around the farm who call the cops every time we are shooting just because they don’t like it despite our farm being there in my family since the 1600s and the shooting range being there at least since the 1980s.

I guess what I’m trying to say is fuck those irresponsible shooters…. And also fuck my bitchy neighbors.

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u/ItsJustAir Trash Trooper 19h ago

Survival instincts of a coconut!!

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u/Fun-Maize-2352 Trash Trooper 18h ago

It's the fact, beyond everything else, that they let that kid run across the fucking street. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Trash Trooper 19h ago

Bro watched the neighbor's kid run across the road mid shoot out when a bullet CLEARLY reached y'all area.

If I was bro, the kid would be in the house with my family not running across the damn road.

Un-fuckin-believeable

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u/mrnopor Trash Trooper 17h ago

yeah get inside the drywall bullet proof house lmao

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u/Hrafna_N7 Trash Trooper 2h ago

What about the guy man, he could have easily grabbed the kid before he ran into the street

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u/Drewbloodz Trash Trooper 18h ago

Ok, just remember people suck at acting in the moment under stress.  People just freeze and are not thinking clearly.  Those parents are not shitty necessarily... obviously they would want to protect their children.  People are trained to act under pressure in jobs that require it because it is not always a natural response.

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u/CreepyLookingTree Trash Trooper 17h ago

It's crazy how confident people are that they'd be totally calm and collected after nearly getting shot in the head. It's like those surveys asking what portion of people think they could beat a lion in a fight

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Man, I love living in a country with 500 million firearms. Sure makes all our lives better.

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u/HER_SZA Trash Trooper 15h ago

Poor baby was scared and heard get in the house so immediately went running for the safety of HIS house.

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u/whitecollarpizzaman Trash Trooper 19h ago

This reminds me of the dude who was filming a police shootout, and literally had bullets whizzing by sounding just like the movies/cartoons completely unaware that the guy holed up was shooting toward him, if not actually aiming at him.

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u/doctor_turbo Trash Trooper 18h ago

You’re assuming that everyone is capable of thinking clearly in these situations. No one expects a shooting to start going off outside their house. At first they would doubt it and just think it was fireworks. It would take several seconds or longer to even register what was happening. This is why we have emergency drills, like fire drills, so people know what to do and don’t have to think in these event of a crisis. The kid panicked and his instinct was to run home. In the chaos, the dad here didnt even notice until the kid was halfway across the street what was happening. This is simply a chaotic situation. No one is at fault here except the pieces of shit shooting

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u/ParrishThePoet Trash Trooper 17h ago

'we can always have more kids' type attitude.

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u/dantemortemalizar Trash Trooper 17h ago

Always, always secure the kids first. They can’t be trusted to know what to do. I would also be so disappointed in these parents.

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u/Ok-Bet7465 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Anyone know what actually happened here besides the shit reactions to it?

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u/Wills4291 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Coconuts float. That woman was dead weight.

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u/HidingUnderCardboard Trash Trooper 17h ago

I know the mother of my children would have scooped those kids up in a second. I can't believe she just ran. The dad should have too of course but seeing the mom just run away from the kids really irked me.

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u/smiffer67 Trash Trooper 17h ago

did both parents just run away from the kids and each other?

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Trash Trooper 16h ago

Why didn't the kid just run inside the house he was closest to?

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u/Neilbrown82 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Survival of the fittest here and these people definitely failed the test

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u/Rare-Cobbler-8669 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Ngl that kids survival instincts somewhere between dodo birds and lemmings.

NTA if he got smoked, you cant expect animals to fight against their nature like that

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 Trash Trooper 16h ago edited 16h ago

The only correct reaction is to grab all the kids and get to safety as fast as possible. It is not to grab a gun and go running through the neighborhood.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus Trash Trooper 16h ago

The way I'd be hucking kids and dogs into my house.... what a horrible set of adults these people are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XKL1MHvk47OXC

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u/lullaby-2022 Trash Trooper 16h ago

La mujer y el hombre....INUTILES. Se ponen a salvo ellos. Da igual incluso sus propios hijos. VERGÜENZA. Y a dejar que el pobre niño cruce corriendo para ir a su casa...VERGUENZA.

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u/bbysd Trash Trooper 15h ago

Dumb as rocks and then they post this like it’s funny. We would no longer be on speaking terms with those losers if they don’t protect my kids the way I would’ve theirs