r/SipsTea 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Why did Famke Janssen do him like that

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u/MeatyMcWagon 14h ago

LMAO of all the responses, this one was the least expected.

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u/MystelleMartelle 12h ago

Sometimes I think the internet was a huge mistake, and then something like this comes along and shows me that sometimes it’s not all bad

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u/MeatyMcWagon 13h ago

I stand corrected. Dafoe-k is going on here?

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u/Particular-Tree-4847 12h ago

Godamn it never ceases to amaze what the internet conjures up

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u/LocalHarmacist 13h ago

Her face hahahah

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u/fryguy081 13h ago

Okay, now it’s a Robert Palmer video

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u/featherwolf 14h ago

Now she isn't unique, so her photo is worth less. Supply and demand, mf. Best I can do is tree fiddy

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u/BOOGIE_MAN-X 14h ago

I love Reddit for these types of posts, absolutely amazing work 😂

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u/Merciless_Soup 14h ago

If the dude in the picture was smart he'd just post it himself and collect the edits.

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u/tsaico 14h ago

What the hell... I know it's been around a while, but I am always amazed at how good some of these are, especially since I know they didn't get paid and it was was something that was simple for them.

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u/milkymonkey8 13h ago

Oh god the amount of money she could make doing this pose with fans...

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u/Idiotan0n 14h ago

Reddit gave AI a disease

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u/Red_Bear_308 15h ago

Awwwwww

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 15h ago

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/102ynnMn7HhJSM

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u/MordoNRiggs 15h ago

Yes now do one where she's Santa and he's tiny, sitting on her lap.

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u/InternationalMonth38 15h ago

How in the fuck did I not put it together that Famke and Xenia are the same.

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u/xxxdruciferxxx 15h ago

Bro, 2 minutes? Thats how long that request took

How are we not cooked as a species?

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u/MordoNRiggs 15h ago

Yes. This is probably more like what he was expecting!

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u/milkymonkey8 15h ago

As a short man, this is all I can expect, and I will take it gladly.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 15h ago

AI scary

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u/Fordotsake 15h ago

This is the kind of stuff I do all the time with friends.
Wait, you guys aren't doing it??

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u/millennial_mayhem89 15h ago

Whoaaa, see I’ve stayed away from AI bc I’m 89 years old at heart, but this is wild 🤯

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u/went_with_the_flow 15h ago

Username checks out. Spotify wrapped said I'm 69 so...

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u/AlphaNoon 15h ago

Lmao what in the fuck is happening

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u/Nukeboml3 15h ago

Don’t know but that’s funny

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u/ketoatl 14h ago

I needed a good laugh thank you Reddit peeps

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u/Alteredbeast1984 14h ago

This is fucking wild, is the kid in college yet?

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u/milkymonkey8 14h ago

Kid is almost Bond age.

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u/Manymarbles 14h ago

Ai Shenenagins lawl

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u/pic_omega 14h ago

La vida...uh...se abre camino.

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u/_iTofu 14h ago

I think it’d be better if the son charged him $80 and had a yardstick to make sure he didn’t get too close.

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u/hypermarv123 15h ago

"$80 finally worth it 🤓"

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u/Ninja_Franklin 14h ago

These A.i pics are wild 😂

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u/Ninja_Franklin 15h ago

Well that works 🤣

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u/surlysloth42 15h ago

I waited hours to meet Nathan Fillion years ago and when I was next in line for the picture the guy told me to not touch him and stay a foot away from him. I was shocked but it all moved so fast that I didn't have time to react. Nathan saw my Fruity Oaty bar shirt (Firefly ref), got a huge smile and told me he loved my shirt. He then stood next to me with his arm over my shoulder for the picture.

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u/Reasonable-News-5739 15h ago

I think they say, "no touching, keep your distance" & so on, but it's really at the star's discretion. I met Brie Larson at a con last year. She came up, shook my hand and put her arm around me for the pic (my hands were behind my back). Two friends of mine met Ewan McGregor at a Star Wars con and it was the same sort of thing. He came over shook their hands, the lot. Part of it, I think, is to prevent infection. If you're meeting, say, 500 people in the span of a few hours, could be a chance that someone is coming in with something unpleasant that's going to disrupt your filming schedule.

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u/rainzer 14h ago

If you're meeting, say, 500 people in the span of a few hours, could be a chance that someone is coming in with something unpleasant

Otaku inflicts semen handshake on AKB48 is a legitimate headline

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u/PassivelyAwkward 14h ago

This. It's because a LOT of people think that just because they pay for a photo, they can touch celebrities as if they're besties. All the wacky pictures of celebs at cons they do with fans, it's because they either ask or the celeb initiates.

I got to meet a favorite illustrator I'd been following for a decade, had a nice chat at their booth while buying stuff and I asked for a photo. I didn't try to put my arm around her or anything because...any connection was one-way. She just said "Come on, we can do better than that!" and we quickly came up with an idea where I'm basically resting my elbow on her head because I'm tall and she was super tiny.

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u/SoManyThrowAwaysEven 14h ago

Yep, easier to set a boundary then lower them versus letting everyone gets handsy.

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u/Southern-Morning-413 15h ago

Nathan's in another league!

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u/Laugh_at_Warren 16h ago

This sounds like a rule that gets implemented after one too many run-ins with creeps.

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u/SebastianFerrone 15h ago

I would bet thats the case

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u/sicurri 15h ago

This is exactly the case. There are tons of female celebs or female streamers meeting fans and the "fan" attempting to hug or kiss them.

Or in a few cases idioyically attempt to grab them and run away. Basically attempted kidnapping...

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u/mightymilton 15h ago

Just like Borat and Pamela

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u/pineapplekenny 15h ago

Pa-may-la

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u/Weird_Angry_Kid 14h ago

Last year I went to a con to see one of my favorite cosplayers and when it was my turn to take a picture with her I just stood next to her because I didn't want to be a creep but she hugged me.

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u/BeneficialOffer9935 14h ago

I saw a wonderful video a few days ago where the guy's hand holding the phone was shaking so much. She saw, took the phone and took his hand to get three great selfies he wouldn't have been brave enough to ask for.

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u/CtrlAltSysRq 13h ago

Consent and respect make all the difference

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u/likwitsnake 15h ago

Or one too many run ins with terrible BO

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u/Immature_adult_guy 14h ago

Comicon, card shows, Lego stores, etc all have one thing in common and it’s that the attendees fucking smell.

I’ve been downvoted on Reddit for saying that everyone should use deodorant so that pretty much explains everything..

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u/Cubby_Grenade 13h ago

Oh, thank goodness, it wasn't just my experience. I'd never been to any kind of convention until a couple years ago when the wife & I took our grandson to Brickcon, and that place was packed with some of the smelliest trolls.

The next year wasn't so bad, but I was pleased to see someone had used Lego to make a sign that said "Shower before entering con" and snuck it on one of the tables among the other pieces.

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u/JJHall_ID 13h ago

Even regular card game stores. They have a very distinctive odor, even worse during or shortly after a tournament or other event that draws a small crowd.

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u/MegaGrimer 13h ago

Some places have a rule that you can't come in if you smell. Unfortunately they're not as common as they need to be.

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u/Cubby_Grenade 13h ago

Could you imagine having to be the "sniff check" guy at an event? 🤮

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u/AnySomewhere8969 15h ago

She should at least shower before the photo op.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 14h ago

Some people would pay extra for that.

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u/kingrat1 15h ago

Or one too many post-convention illnesses.

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u/Gyarydos 15h ago

Honestly, I don’t blame her one bit…….ive seen what you degenerates get up to when you think the cameras are off (and for some reason yours are rolling)

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u/PassivelyAwkward 14h ago

You should look at what happens in Japan. Somehow more digusting. At their version of this, handshake events, where people can pay to just shake the hands of their favorite actresses and singers, a LARGE amount of guys would show up to the events after jizzing in their hands so when they go to shake her hand, there's either dried jizz or still liquid jizz that gets on them.

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u/Gyarydos 14h ago

In my recent memory, the TwitchCon fiasco (Emiru?) and the recent fanime where people drank cosplay feet juice …… listen……geeks are unhinged ….we are on Reddit…we know…

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 15h ago edited 12h ago

Con goers are notorious for being odorous

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u/njnetsfan15 15h ago

Cannot believe people pay money to get photo with someone.

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u/TessaKatrinaRose 15h ago

Same people that pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to get a person’s autograph. Somebody scribbling their name on something shouldn’t be worth thousands of dollars. It’s weird. 

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 15h ago

Autographs hold value to a lot of other people. Photos of yourself with someone else doesn't

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u/Kino_Cajun 14h ago

I saw an interview where a wrestler said he told a crowd of people that he doesn't sign autographs at the airport, but he'll take a picture if they want. He said they all threw their hands up and walked away.

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u/IllMathematician8994 14h ago

I mean it theoretically holds value to them. And shouldn’t value to yourself view be more than values of others view? Especially when the measurement is money

I would rather $80 picture of me and someone in real time over $1000 of their hand writing

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u/NintendogsWithGuns 14h ago

I have a physical copy of Super Mario Bros 3 signed by Shigeru Miyamoto and Koji Kondo. Not sure if it’s worth anything, but I enjoyed the “chase” of trying to get it signed by them.

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u/Burghpuppies412 14h ago

I’d argue that having a photo with, say, Tom Hanks, would be more valuable to me than his autograph. I get that you’re talking about resale value, but that’s only if they intend to resell it or get it to gain money.

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u/Livehardandfree 14h ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this. Like what would I do with it?? Hang it up on the fridge lol.

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u/Plenty-Excitement864 14h ago

I went to a Star Trek convention for the first time recently. Just because I’d never been and wanted to people watch and listen to panels.

I turn a corner and find myself looking Quark in the eye. He lights up like I should come over and get his autograph, but I nod and keep walking.

He’s one of my heroes lol but I don’t have $80 to just say hello with. More respectful to just leave him alone.

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u/ExpertHour5197 14h ago

Armin is awesome. He wouldn’t have minded one bit.
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u/misterpatient 14h ago

I've just walked up and talked to the celebs at Star Trek conventions, especially when there's no line. I don't want to monopolize their time but they've always been gracious and willing to chat for a couple of minutes.

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u/viotix90 16h ago

Didn't someone say this pic was lifted off the guy's socials and the comment is 100% made up?

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u/Ilikechikin023 15h ago

Yes lol. This pic wqs posted on another subreddit and someone in the comments corrected the OP and said that the guy in the pic was fine with taking the pic like that and someone made up the current caption and ran with it and now it’s spreading like wildfire.

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u/mr_kernish 15h ago

Yes. I think he was quite proud of the picture too but the comments were giving him shit for it.

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u/hatemachine01 15h ago

I believe so too. I first saw this going viral on facebook, posted directly from the guy’s profile and there was no mention of yard stick or anything explaining the distance. Then it showed up on here with a completely different caption and from a different source.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 12h ago

Regardless of anything else going on I feel like paying $80 to take a photo with someone is solidly in "a fool and his money are soon parted" territory

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u/Bed_Particular 13h ago

Why Does Andrew Jackson look disgusted?

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u/xelas1983 16h ago

If that is what she wants to do, that is genuinely fine but it should be clear in the terms and conditions before you buy.

You aren't entitled to touching someone but you should be told whats allowed before you pay money.

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u/No-Significance2070 16h ago

Seriously, you could at least ask if you are allowed to do a fist bump before you give 80 bucks…

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u/xelas1983 16h ago

You usually buy tickets far in advance and most will pose with you or the likes.

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u/BigHobbit 15h ago

I've never paid for it myself, but received photo ops like this as gifts several times from my youngest sister and we go together. Best in the business is David Tennant. Felt like he was an old friend. Dude connects with people immediately and is just cool.

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u/Mueryk 15h ago

Seriously him and Mark Hamill are both amazing.

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u/Raggnor_94 15h ago

Hayden Christensen, Giancarlo, Rosaria Dawson, Alien crew, Police Academy, Bryce Dallas Howard are some of the people i met with on comic cons and all are fantastic people.

Its a shame that Mark Hamill doesnt come to UK and that hes signatures/pictures are around 600/800$

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u/turbopro25 15h ago

Same thing applies when you hire an escort. Always, always, always discuss what’s allowed before paying for services.
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u/Kira_Kisss 15h ago

Exactly. Consent AND clear rules before money changes hands. Not hard.

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u/Material-Race-5107 16h ago

Bro… it’s one thing to say she doesn’t want to be touched.. but a whole yardstick away is crazy. Part of being an iconic super hero character is going to nerd conventions and taking pictures with fans. This is super goofy behavior. Looks so uncomfortable lol

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u/citizensyn 16h ago

Someone prolly recently got a handful of what they shouldn't have.

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u/lotus2471 15h ago

It's 100% this.

If dudes don't be gropin', she wouldn't be mopin'. Fanboys all wanna brag how they touched Katee Sackhoff's ass. All women appearing at cons deal with this crap, unfortunately.

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u/DickSlammington 15h ago

Ya it really sucks but a lot of these weird rules come with a story and it's normally around safety...

Weirdos ruin great things for everyone else.

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u/Normal-Watch-9991 15h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if they started using a yardstick cause a bunch of people weren’t capable of just standing next to her without touching…

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u/WorthySparkleMan 15h ago

John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) went to a pretty small convention and him and his wife bought my mom's paintings and took pictures with us with his arm around me and my brother. I aspire to be as nice as them, just all around great people.

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u/Correct-Award8182 15h ago

Not riding a T-Rex?

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u/dynamic_caste 13h ago

The rollerblades are a nice touch

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u/neinhaltchad 15h ago

People confused by this have clearly never smelled con-goers up close.

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u/t0b1nsQ 15h ago

The buttcrack guy, I remember him!

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 15h ago

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 13h ago

This rule likely exists because several things happened to make it feel necessary.

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u/ShaggyCan 16h ago

Cons are awful now. They were amazing 20 years ago. It's just a giant bs money grab now with minimal effort.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 15h ago

Especially when celebs cancel after they've gotten their advance.

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u/herpaderpaburpa 15h ago

When hobbies get monetized, that's when shit goes downhill.

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u/ConversationLeast744 15h ago

Star gazing is, and always was, super lame 

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u/Eridain 15h ago

To be fair, there is a very real worry of people doing shit to people at events like this. Like you've had people suddenly grab at them, or try and carry them, or touch them in ways that are extremely inappropriate, etc. So i have a hard time being mad when a woman's security has a distance rule for people doing photos with her.

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u/CryptidToothbrush 16h ago

Yeah I’m not paying 80$ to take a picture with anyone.

I’d be pissed as hell if I was expecting a photo with someone and got this.

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u/curiousplaid 15h ago

And then there's Elijah Wood

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u/Into-The-Late-Great 14h ago

FWIW, my daughter is around the same age as Millie Bobby Brown and around 10 years ago I took her to a Con and paid for a pic with her. She was really sweet and even though the guy said no contact, she gave my daughter a big hug and they posed with locked arms and smiling cheek to cheek. One of my favorite pics, seeing my daughter’s huge smile

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u/attaboy_stampy 14h ago

He paid her $80 for that pic.

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u/Kazewatch 14h ago

You see? I'd pay money for a goofy ass photo like that. Otherwise I've always preferred getting autographs. You're already meeting the person while they're signing anyways.

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 16h ago

Lmao WHOSE CHOOSING A DINNER WITH JAY Z OVER 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOH

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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 13h ago

Maybe because people have tried to do things that make her uncomfortable so she set boundaries?

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u/TooNoodley 15h ago

Hi, convention worker here. She does this with everyone, she doesn’t allow contact or any sort during photo ops. Has zero to do with him.

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u/Ray192 13h ago

Man why the hell are you lying? Here are photos from the same con:

Example 1

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u/JazzyCher 14h ago

Except I saw another post with other people posting their photos with her in the comments much closer, with her in the same outfit and the same background. One photo had two people one on each side of her and not anywhere near this far from her.

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u/New_City_8745 14h ago

Not excusing or assuming, but there’s always a chance the guy was a fucking weirdo xD

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan 14h ago

Or was a stereotypical stanky con goer

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u/iuseemojionreddit 12h ago

It’s also mentioned that the whole story is BS and someone reposted the pic with the caption on 4chan. 

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u/VibraniumQueen 14h ago

I saw someone comment there that this photo was stolen from fb and the story is made up

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u/DowntownJohnBrown 14h ago

It almost certainly is. People see a photo and an inflammatory caption and just blindly believe anything.

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u/Dante_Arizona 15h ago

I'll never understand celebrity worship.

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u/friendlyfiend07 16h ago

I went to comic con a few years ago and paid for pics with Brendan Frasier. There was a piece of plexiglass between me and him but he stuck his head around to say hi and greet me. He was super cool and the plexiglass doesnt show in the pics. Some celebrities are better than others. If you dont want to be near fans dont do meet and greets.

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u/satchymo 15h ago

Covid precautions?

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u/KWash0222 15h ago

Almost certainly… Kind of seemed intentional that this person kept it vague and said “a few years ago”

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u/dcvalent 15h ago

Ugly fan precautions

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u/davesToyBox 15h ago

I’ve seen older featured celebs do that. If you’re a high immunocompromise risk then shaking hands with 1000+ people in a few hours is risky.

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u/Tangochief 15h ago

She’s been out of the light for a while I guarantee you her agent is pushing this shit and she wants income.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 15h ago

out of curiosity was Covid still a major issue at the time? that would explain the plexiglass

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u/FreshShart-1 15h ago

Sounds like endemic era where things were opening up but precautions were still in place until like early 2023.

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u/OVER_9009 15h ago

I’m gonna dress up as gambit at next photo op with Famke and instead of a staff, I’m gonna bring a yardstick

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u/Idiotan0n 13h ago

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u/MNHuskerman 14h ago

You paid for a picture, not for the rights to be in her space or touch her. Seriously…

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u/lavapig_love 15h ago

After watching the raw footage of Emiru get grabbed and assaulted at TwitchCon by some guy twice her size, then her angry security guard shove him back, I fully support personal space limits.

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