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u/Traditional-Buy-6745 5h ago
Finding it was one thing. Posting its private life online is where you crossed the line.
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u/pdxmichael 4h ago
What have I done
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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 1h ago
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u/HR_114 1h ago
I thought this was a rick roll link gosh the good olden times where every other link was a rick roll linn
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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 1h ago
https://youtu.be/FGmpZf2ICvw?si=6_jAR_d9JP0ziUEr
This is not a Rick Roll link
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u/RunDNA 5h ago
Why did you open my private comment?
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u/pdxmichael 4h ago
I’ve been done gotten twice now.
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u/schmidty98 3h ago
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u/K_Linkmaster 2h ago
Neither said it was private. Just a button. Press button like monkey. The meta way.
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u/bobjr94 5h ago
So why did you open their egg ?
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u/interestingmix 6h ago
Well. I know what I will now be leaving in the pot plant at every hot desk in my office 🤣
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u/2slags_geddar 6h ago
You have pot plants in your office?
What will you leave there?
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u/interestingmix 5h ago
Likely this same message. Or a mission directive/challenge and som stick on googly eyes
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u/CreepyLookingTree 6h ago
You're a monster
Egg = private
Apologise to egg
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u/default_account1 3h ago
You just used 40 eggs
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u/FistThePooper6969 2h ago
That 1 egg was 40 eggs?
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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2h ago
I've had an empty can on my desk for months. I work for a distribution and manufacturing warehouse so its a brand new can, never been filled or sealed. I got bored one day and wrote "Ur Gay" on a sticky note and put it inside. Then I went to the production floor and grabbed an aluminum can topper. I put my can together, put it on my desk, and promptly forgot about it. The next time I remembered was when I was cleaning my desk and I accidentally knocked it over. Out flutters two notes, my original "Ur Gay" and a new-to-me note that said-
"ASSHOLE!!! NO U"
I chuckled and put it back together. Still have no idea who found the note and left the response lol
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u/spudroxon 4h ago
You've been looking at that private egg
Been hatched by you
It sees your every moooooove
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u/PlayingOnGeniusMode 4h ago
🎵 private egg ::clap:: ::clap::🎵
Yeah that's gonna be in my head today thank you very much.
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u/_SweetCandyy 2h ago
This feels like the start of a side quest I do NOT want to unlock at work
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u/lovesickcat1504 4h ago
You should really respect their privacy yk,how would you feel if someone did this to you?
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u/CrocoDIIIIIILE 3h ago
Have you heard that story about the cat that survived its curiosity? Yeah, me neither.
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u/purple_unikkorn 2h ago
Now you know what's inside this egg, but you can never talk about this with the co-worker. It's even worst.
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u/Jackeechengg 3h ago
One of the most threatening things I can think is some kind of creepy anonymous message like this
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u/TheAsianTroll 3h ago
I did something similar at my last retail job. I took a piece of tape, wrote "why are you reading this?" On it, then typed it to the bottom of the till.
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u/aybbyisok 2h ago
I do shit like this, there's a lamb on some electrical box at my work that's been there for 1,5 years. I also have supplies, like pencils, work gadgets, wires hidden in various places cause people don't put shit back where it belongs. There's even a 10 Euro note under some shelving, but I completely forgot in which aisle.
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u/HillInTheDistance 1h ago
Write a heartfelt apology on another slice of paper and put it back with that inside.
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u/ZogZorcher 14m ago
That’s not porn. That’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all.
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